So, I’m finally doing it — I’m heading to the Grand Canyon in the next couple of months! A place so vast and breathtaking that even photos can’t do it justice. A place where history, nature, and questionable survival skills (mine) collide.
Naturally, I’m packing the essentials: sunscreen, hiking boots, and a flashlight that doubles as a baked bean holder. If you caught that Brady Bunch reference, you’re my kind of person. If not, don’t worry — just know that the Grand Canyon is about to witness an unprepared tourist trying not to fall in. And, as I always do — I’ve done way too much research about this place…
First Impressions: “Oh Wow, That’s a Hole”
The first thing everyone tells you about the Grand Canyon is that it’s big. And they’re right. But no description prepares you for actually standing at the edge and realizing that you are, in fact, just a tiny speck of existence in front of a giant hole in the ground. It’s both humbling and slightly terrifying — kind of like meeting your partner’s parents for the first time.
There are two main areas for visitors: the South Rim and the North Rim. The South Rim is the one most people visit because it has better accessibility, more viewpoints, and fewer chances of encountering a rogue mountain lion. The North Rim, however, is less crowded and has a more rugged, wild feel — perfect for people who think camping should involve actual survival skills rather than just owning a tent.
A Place Steeped in History (and Dramatic Stories)
The Grand Canyon isn’t just a pretty hole in the ground — it’s a place with thousands of years of history. Indigenous tribes, including the Hopi, Navajo, and Havasupai, have called this land home for centuries. In 1908, President Teddy Roosevelt declared it a national monument, and in 1919, it became a national park. Roosevelt loved the Grand Canyon so much that he urged Americans to “keep it for your children, your children’s children, and all who come after you.”
It has also been the site of some bizarre and fascinating events. For example, in 1956, two commercial airplanes collided over the canyon in what became a pivotal moment for aviation safety, leading to the creation of the Federal Aviation Administration. So while you’re staring into the vastness, just remember — history has happened right where you’re standing.
Activities: How to Not Fall In
Despite what you might think, there’s more to do at the Grand Canyon than just staring at it in awe. Here are some of the top activities:
- Hiking: There are trails for all levels, from casual strolls to “I’m questioning all my life choices” levels of difficulty. If you’re planning to hike to the bottom and back in one day, don’t. Rangers strongly advise against it unless you’re an Olympic-level athlete.
- Mule Rides: If walking sounds like too much work, let a mule do it for you! These sure-footed creatures will take you down the trails while you hold on for dear life.
- Rafting the Colorado River: Want to see the canyon from a different angle? Whitewater rafting down the river is an epic way to experience it.
- Skywalk at Grand Canyon West: A glass bridge extends over the edge, giving you a direct view of just how far down the canyon goes. It’s thrilling and horrifying at the same time.
Wildlife: Cute and Potentially Dangerous
The Grand Canyon is home to a surprising amount of wildlife. You might see bighorn sheep majestically balancing on cliffs, lizards scurrying over rocks, or a condor soaring above. But there are also less-friendly creatures: rattlesnakes, scorpions, and the occasional mountain lion. Pro tip: If you encounter a mountain lion, do not run. Instead, wave your arms, make noise, and pray it’s not in the mood for human.
The Sunset Show: No Tickets Required
As the day winds down, something magical happens. The canyon changes colors — golden hues give way to deep reds, then purples, then absolute darkness. Watching the sunset at the Grand Canyon is a must. Just don’t get so distracted that you forget how to get back to your car. (Yes, this is directed at me.)
Final Thoughts: Would Recommend, Would Bring More Snacks
Visiting the Grand Canyon is a reminder that nature is awesome, history is fascinating, and that baked bean storage should not be overlooked. If you’ve never been, go. Just remember to hydrate, stay on the trail, and maybe leave the flashlight-bean-container idea at home.
Now, who’s up for a mule ride?
