I loved my Spray ’n Wash Stain Stick. It worked great and lasted 15 years—which may explain why they stopped making it. Now I just want one more.
The Great Robot Vacuum Uprising
Could robot vacuums really be a national security threat? A humorous look at what would happen if these battery-powered cleaning robots actually tried to take over the world.
If Every Business Advertised Like Internet Companies
Ever notice how internet companies advertise speeds “up to” 1 Gig? What if every business used the same kind of marketing? The results are hilariously ridiculous.
Things That Were Easier 20 Years Ago (Or At Least Felt Like It)
Things felt simpler 20 years ago. A humorous look at TVs, passwords, phones, and why modern life feels more complicated.
Closet Clean-Out: A Love Story (Gone Wrong)
There comes a time in every adult’s life when you must face the reckoning.
No, not tax season.
Not even your annual physical.
I’m talking about… The Closet Clean-Out.
I Just Came for the Cat Video, Not a Debate on Tax Reform
Why does everything — and I mean everything — have to turn political?
You could post a picture of a pancake and someone will accuse the syrup of being too liberal. Or conservative. Or French. Whatever side they’re on, you’ve clearly betrayed it by enjoying breakfast in peace.
There is no safe space.
Before the Summer Sun Sets: A List of Odd Yet Glorious Things to Try
Summer is slipping. Like sand in a cracked pail. If you blink, it’ll be pumpkin spice season and people will wear flannel like they’re headed to chop wood, even though they live in a condo with radiant floor heating.