I loved my Spray ’n Wash Stain Stick. It worked great and lasted 15 years—which may explain why they stopped making it. Now I just want one more.
The Great Robot Vacuum Uprising
Could robot vacuums really be a national security threat? A humorous look at what would happen if these battery-powered cleaning robots actually tried to take over the world.
If Every Business Advertised Like Internet Companies
Ever notice how internet companies advertise speeds “up to” 1 Gig? What if every business used the same kind of marketing? The results are hilariously ridiculous.
Are the Kids Following Me?
I thought a 9 PM dinner at a bar would be kid-free. Then the children grabbed the karaoke microphones. A funny look at modern family outings.
When Did Everywhere Become a Playground?
Why are kids everywhere now — even at breweries and late-night restaurants? A funny, relatable look at modern “adult” spaces.
Saturday, May 2nd is World Naked Gardening Day: I Tried It So You Don’t Have To
I tried World Naked Gardening Day so you don’t have to. Here’s what happened when I attempted yard work in the buff.
Things That Were Easier 20 Years Ago (Or At Least Felt Like It)
Things felt simpler 20 years ago. A humorous look at TVs, passwords, phones, and why modern life feels more complicated.